You cluck to your car when you go up a hill and cluck to people and other animals to make them move.
Your horse's hair is in better condition than your own.
You refer to your car as "my portable tack room."
You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle
shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
Your nice clothes are the ones without horsehair all over them.
You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long
at the barn.
You get frequent flyer miles without ever being on a plane.
Hay twine is your solution to EVERYTHING.
The only hats you own are a cowboy hat and a helmet.
Your horse’s family tree is more complete than your own.
You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags.
You have favorite wheelbarrows, shovels and pitchforks.
Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair on them.
Your horse’s stall is cleaner than your bedroom.
Your plan your entire social life around horse shows and practice
The centerfold of your magazine is a horse…. And there is NO swimsuit edition.
You say whoa to the dog.
You’d pay $200 + for a show shirt but refuse to pay more than $20 for jeans.
Your horse has more shoes than you do.
Your horse’s legs are shaved better than your own.
