Q. What's the quickest way to
mail a little horse?
A. Use the Pony
Express.
Q. When do vampires like horse
racing?
A. When it's neck and neck.
Q. What does it mean if you
find a horse shoe?
A. Some poor horse
is walking around in his socks.
Q. What’s the hardest
part about learning how to ride?
A. The ground.
Q. A man rode into town on Friday,
stayed 3 days, and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
A. His horse's name is Friday.
